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Adidas
Which NBA star would you most want to have as a camp counselor? |
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Ann Summers
It isn't every day a lingerie model brings you a carved duck |
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Apple
Blown up like a grape doing the bloatware waddle Hodgman's laboring. |
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Auto CPR
A terrible day undented, inflated, and made good, oh so good |
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Axe
Losing body parts appears to have no effect on that creepy smile |
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Axe
Its side effects may include X-ray vision and leopard-print undies |
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BAIFF
Tiny car holds a finite number of clowns and infinite sadness |
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BCLC
Celebrate, fat ones You have a million dollars Yet you remain gross (haiku by Ali) |
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Boots
It's like watching an army prepping and primping for fabulous war |
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Brands
Take care of the man in the red leotard and he'll take care of you |
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