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adhaiku dot com It's the world's best commercials and haiku for each |
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Adidas
Footballitis can affect even the grimmest and baldest of refs |
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Adidas
This man likes to put round objects in square boxes. Why? Footballitis. |
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Amstel
Certain distractions can be disrupting without being displeasing |
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Amstel
It's not exactly a gift, but someone will be getting it real soon |
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Antarctica
Boobs, lampshades, bike seats, tables: they all taste better with Antarctica |
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Asan
There's nothing worse than getting caught with your pants down during student tours |
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Bud Light
I love you for your ulterior emotions and taste in soft rock |
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Budweiser
I know that I said "How ya doin." But I meant "Shuddupa your face." |
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Budweiser
Next up for this guy: testicular compression. I.e., ball-busting. |
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Budweiser
They need a show like Battlestar Galactica that they'll both enjoy |
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Candida
She's just lifeguarding over the summer break to pay for dental school |
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Carling
Am I alive? Check. Breathing? Check. Is my beer cold? Oh no... disaster. |
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CIDFF
Woodmouse on the run Isn't that Leslie Nielsen on the voiceover? |
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Comviq
Remember, cheaters: set your cell phones to silent before hubby comes home |
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Coppertone
Ain't nothing like a day at the beach for grilling up belly-broiled steak. |
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COTSF
If you can smell this, you're too close. Seriously, quit your tailgating. |
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Danish Poultry
Nothing eases a hangover like a frozen chicken on the head |
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Diet Pepsi
The original Cindy Pepsi ad was the first I really loved |
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Disco Fever
For this night watchman in tight shorts, every day is Village People Day. |
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Disco Fever
I kind of suspect this guy has a Diana Ross poster at home. |
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Double Take
Just for the record, the world's longest moustache is twelve point five feet long |
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Dulcolax
Say goodbye, children. Mom's leaving and she won't be back for quite some time. |
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Dutch Fire Brigade
When your only tool is a hose, every problem looks like a fire |
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egg
Who wants a husband? You can purchase one here at naught percent interest. |
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ESPN
Artificial turf is the bane of athletes and sportscasters alike. |
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ESPN
Underwear, grime, soup: do whatever it takes to keep a streak alive |
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ESPN
Nascarites always fall for the classic "Shampoo Question" distraction. |
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ESPN
This is one wave they don't teach you a lot about in physics classes. |
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ESPN
Where did we come from? What is the meaning of life? And who is on first? |
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ESPN
You'd lollygag too if you tried to play ball at Peter Gammons' age. |
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ESPN
Answers do not just appear out of nowhere like cylons. They are born. |
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etrade
Nineteen ninety-nine limitless optimism clueless investors |
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etrade
No experience? No references? No problem. We hire everyone. |
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Eurotel
Lucky humanoid. He can shift his gaze without rotating his head. |
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Fakta
Grocery labyrinth A maze of shifting false walls Ye shall never leave |
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Focus Dailies
Makeout music on Look of love by candlelight Drop the fondue, man. |
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Frosties
It's crouching tiger hidden balding fat man who thinks he's a tiger |
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Gamechannel
Problem with gravestones: you only get one chance to say something funny. |
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Gap
Problem with Daft Punk: I'm never high enough to appreciate them |
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Gap
Will was born to be forever in blue jeans and to ape Neil Diamond |
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Gule Sider
Say you're a lady. If I were a carpenter would you kidnap me? |
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H&M
Say it in song: your genitals will never be natural to me |
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HBA
On life's branching tree, some descended from monkeys and some from beavers |
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Heineken
We don't know for sure what openers dream of, but we know they do dream. |
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Ikea
Not so good with kids but great with gold turtlenecks and purple couches |
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Ikea
You should see Billy's face light up for the sale at Bed Bath and Beyond |
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Ikea
This still twenty five? It's not what it used to be. Now it's squeaky clean. (haiku by Megan) |
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ING
What you don't see next is the guy krazy-gluing a wig to his scalp |
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ITV
A streaker's life is much like yours and mine, just with extra nudity |
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ITV
Despite raising the boy for years, Pops still doesn't like him near the food. |
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ITV
Lawn bowling greens are simply irresistible to a true streaker |
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ITV
What would you do if a nude man started yakking at you at the wall? |
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Kaiser
Who said that sex in advertising is passé? Oh right, noboby. |
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Kincho
Excitable chefs take out their aggression on a giant cockroach |
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Kit Kat
Nothing teases more than a squeaky toy you can paw at but can't bite |
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Krolewskie
At what price freedom? Fake cats and dirty carpets buy a few hours. |
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La Tinka
He's just eleven identical rolls away from a perfect game |
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Lee
If you buy some Lee Jeans, you might find that they are right up your alley (haiku by Mike) |
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Long John Silver's
This elocution instructor is no mere shrimp. He is a king prawn! |
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Lynx
No weird sea turtle courtship rituals allowed in the library |
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Mastercard
Dogs often act up but it's hard to stay angry at something so cute. |
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Matsuya
The lonesome surfer cruised the coast from beach to beach, always ironing. |
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Mercedes
Sometimes, the success of an ad rests entirely on its choice of song. |
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MICF
I wonder what the maximum penalty is for mooning a cop. |
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MICF
With great humor comes great responsibility and sometimes beatings. |
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Miller
Although Santa does like milk and cookies, sometimes he just wants a beer. |
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Mini
A Mini heads out in search of a lost city. It doesn't take long. |
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Motorola
Rumor has it that Canon only got in because his dad's a Leica. |
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Motorola
M.U. houses so much diversity in one university. |
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Nashua Mobile
Unlike her outfits Kournikova's court career was cut far too short. |
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Nike
Back heel off the wall is now on my official list of things to learn. |
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Nike
It's a cute ad, but Enjoy The Weather, my ass. Biking in rain sucks. |
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Nissan
It's impolite, but everything sounds funnier when your mouth is full. |
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Nissin
Biker knows what to do with a hot engine block. Let's make some noodles! |
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Nissin
No, no, no, no, no! I just want some damn noodles! And some cleavage too. |
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pride.ch
Everybody's got his eye on something on or around the tractor. |
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Playstation 2
He's an arrogant gourmand with a special taste for electronics. |
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Rai
Isolation turns imagination into prime entertainment. |
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Red Stripe
Even ugly men become beautiful when they're holding a Red Stripe. |
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Robeli-Chas
How can one swiss cheese engender so much passion and hostility? |
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Rubio's
The beach lobster dance isn't quite the hamster dance but it's still funny. |
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Sacramento Kings
Chris Webber wants no weaknesses in his game or in his disguises. |
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Sacramento Kings
Vlade Divac shares nothing at all with this girl save expressive eyes. |
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Sacramento Kings
Bobby Jackson was a great sixth man that one year. Looks like he gained weight. |
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SBC
One family's quest for a faster connection turns them nocturnal. |
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Sorbent
Just like The Princess And The Pea, only with boobs instead of a bed. |
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Southwest
Cleanup, Checkout Six. Darn fool didn't keep his eyes on the pineapple. |
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SRP
How cool can it be when your air conditioner wastes all your money... (haiku by Christina) |
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SRP
These things happen when your pool pump hits the town with no credit limit |
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Statoil
Pedal harder, son. Daddy wants to be showered with champagne and stuff. |
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Synoptik
She wants a partner He also wants a partner But their eyes fail them. |
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taxidermy.com
Death is not the end It merely provides a chance to go stuff yourself. |
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Tine
Tine knows creme fraîche is a perfect match for chicken. Beef can't believe it. |
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Titleist
This is John Cleese's best work as a Scotsman since Tim the Enchanter |
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Todoprivate
only one of us needs to be watching the game, or wearing a shirt (haiku by Mike) |
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Vaasan
Otto Rohwedder built the first bread slicer in nineteen twenty-eight. |
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Viagra
Two kickboxers fight with unusual but not excessive caution |
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Volkswagen
Old-time surfer stands and mourns the passing of his longtime companion. |
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Vorterol
Not to be a dick or anything, but it should be "Whom do you love". |
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Yard Fitness
The best defense is a good offense; and the best offense is no clothes. |
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