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Adidas

Footballitis can
affect even the grimmest
and baldest of refs




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Adidas


This man likes to put
round objects in square boxes.
Why? Footballitis.




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Amstel


Certain distractions
can be disrupting without
being displeasing




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Amstel

It's not exactly
a gift, but someone will be
getting it real soon




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Antarctica


Boobs, lampshades, bike seats,
tables: they all taste better
with Antarctica




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Asan


There's nothing worse than
getting caught with your pants down
during student tours




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Bud Light


I love you for your
ulterior emotions
and taste in soft rock




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Budweiser


I know that I said
"How ya doin." But I meant
"Shuddupa your face."




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Budweiser


Next up for this guy:
testicular compression.
I.e., ball-busting.




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Budweiser


They need a show like
Battlestar Galactica
that they'll both enjoy



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