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adhaiku dot com It's the world's best commercials and haiku for each |
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ESPN
Answers do not just appear out of nowhere like cylons. They are born. |
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etrade
Nineteen ninety-nine limitless optimism clueless investors |
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etrade
No experience? No references? No problem. We hire everyone. |
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Eurotel
Lucky humanoid. He can shift his gaze without rotating his head. |
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Fakta
Grocery labyrinth A maze of shifting false walls Ye shall never leave |
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Focus Dailies
Makeout music on Look of love by candlelight Drop the fondue, man. |
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Frosties
It's crouching tiger hidden balding fat man who thinks he's a tiger |
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Gamechannel
Problem with gravestones: you only get one chance to say something funny. |
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Gap
Problem with Daft Punk: I'm never high enough to appreciate them |
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Gap
Will was born to be forever in blue jeans and to ape Neil Diamond |
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