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ESPN


Answers do not just
appear out of nowhere like
cylons. They are born.




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etrade


Nineteen ninety-nine
limitless optimism
clueless investors




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etrade


No experience?
No references? No problem.
We hire everyone.




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Eurotel


Lucky humanoid.
He can shift his gaze without
rotating his head.




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Fakta


Grocery labyrinth
A maze of shifting false walls
Ye shall never leave




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Focus Dailies


Makeout music on
Look of love by candlelight
Drop the fondue, man.




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Frosties


It's crouching tiger
hidden balding fat man who
thinks he's a tiger




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Gamechannel


Problem with gravestones:
you only get one chance to
say something funny.




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Gap


Problem with Daft Punk:
I'm never high enough to
appreciate them




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Gap


Will was born to be
forever in blue jeans and
to ape Neil Diamond



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