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adhaiku dot com It's the world's best commercials and haiku for each |
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Gule Sider
Say you're a lady. If I were a carpenter would you kidnap me? |
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H&M
Say it in song: your genitals will never be natural to me |
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HBA
On life's branching tree, some descended from monkeys and some from beavers |
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Heineken
We don't know for sure what openers dream of, but we know they do dream. |
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Ikea
Not so good with kids but great with gold turtlenecks and purple couches |
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Ikea
You should see Billy's face light up for the sale at Bed Bath and Beyond |
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Ikea
This still twenty five? It's not what it used to be. Now it's squeaky clean. (haiku by Megan) |
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ING
What you don't see next is the guy krazy-gluing a wig to his scalp |
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ITV
A streaker's life is much like yours and mine, just with extra nudity |
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ITV
Despite raising the boy for years, Pops still doesn't like him near the food. |
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