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adhaiku dot com It's the world's best commercials and haiku for each |
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It don't get much worse than finding out some wanker is dating your sis |
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Adidas
When I grow up, I'm going to get a truck with a hoop on the back |
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Air Alaska
They're right, that is wack. It's not easy to play with furry outfits on. |
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Amena
This makes me wish I had a picture phone. (And a job.) (And a girlfriend.) |
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Arla
What a cute little fuzzy and incredibly dense poochie-wookums |
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Athletic Club
A reverse streaker interrupts an otherwise calm nude soccer match |
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Axe
I don't know, sweetheart It looked like a bit more than "just talking" to me |
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Axe
My Axe mannequin is not here for you to flirt with, bitch, so hands off |
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Axe
They can't be human. There's enough spray in the air to choke a continent. |
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Axe
Without a doubt the best part of lifeguard duty is rescues like this |
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Barclay's
Barclay's Bank co-opts The Comedy of Errors Shakespeare shills shillings |
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Bifi
I'm still not quite sure what the yanking motion is really all about |
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bmi
Next time I'm cooped up on a crowded plane, I'll think of this un-cooped bird |
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Budweiser
I cannot believe this jackass is going to be my son-in-law |
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Budweiser
The secret to good listening: strategically placed televisions |
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Calve
No, I said that was a whole nother ball of wax not whole bowl of wax |
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Calve
I'm fascinated; what is in the LIFE machine? And how does LIFE taste? |
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Calve
Smart little kid knows it's not how far you kick it it's where the ball lands |
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CBS
Please, CBS, make Jim Nantz stick to golf. He's too dull for other sports. |
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CBS
There are fans and there are superfans. And beyond them are the disturbed. |
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Celavita
The worst potatoes are the ones with eyes and legs. They get run over. |
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CFL
Ottawa's jersey has all the best qualities: soft, strong, absorbent |
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Coca-Cola
Three-legged phenom scores on grotesque goalkeeper wins fame and cola |
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Dakara
This is utterly incomprehensible but so enjoyable |
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Dakara
Sometimes good guys don't wear white; sometimes they challenge you to a pee fight |
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ESPN
Last time they did that was for Keith Olbermann's warm, newly empty chair (haiku by the Doc) |
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ESPN
The best games are they simplest. Which is why I can't wait to play horseballs |
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Familiprix
Familiprix aids the clumsy and constipated in their hours of need |
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Familiprix
I wish I lived in la belle province so that dude could come to my house (haiku by Anne) |
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Familiprix
This is the very first Familiprix ad I saw. The rest is history. |
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Foot Locker
All that glitters is not gold; likewise all that glows is not a sneaker |
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FSN
Pinchy lobsters, jammed fingers, and scalded skin are but small irritants |
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FSN
Televised hockey, like that which doesn't kill you, just makes you stronger |
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Gatorade
The boys over at whatifsports just creamed their pants. Here's their dream come true. |
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Glassons
Babes like what they see; something perky this way comes in other babes' shirts |
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Golden Cap
Them sirens done loved up Pete and turned him into a broken bottle |
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Heineken
Have a Rolling Rock. Oh wait, it's a Heineken. Well, you know, same thing. |
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Honda
Old Rube would be proud; this Goldberg variation is simply brilliant |
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HP
Keys to a good steak: a high voltage barbeque and a marinade |
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Ikea
this misplaced sadness for inanimate objects; crazy or human? (haiku by Jerry) |
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Ikea
Armchair, clock, knickknacks, cutlery; they all scream out: this house is boring. |
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Inlingua
Of the things of which it doesn't get much better than, this is among. |
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John Smith's
Child-rearing advice: shunt fears with bigger fears, and save for therapy |
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John Smith's
No birds or bees or any other metaphors for his little girl |
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John Smith's
I'd like you to stay here, mum, but you know how the kids hate old people |
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Kirin
Two dogs, united by love of citrus, in need of grapefruit goggles |
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Lekki
Lekki is so light It will yield surprisingly persistent floaters |
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Lotto
Enjoy the simple enthusiasm of your wife while you still can |
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Lotto
If I were that rich I'd have urinals lining every corridor |
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Matsudaira
People in small flats shouldn't play golf; but if you must, shorten your swing |
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McDonald's
This keeper would need go-go-gadget arms to save that penalty shot |
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Miller Lite
Great taste! Less filling! More fountains! Fewer blouses! Miller Lite catfight. |
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Mini
Just because you drive a Mini doesn't mean you're in bally England |
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Molson
If he'd bought Labatt's instead, she'd have kicked him in the nuts and stormed off |
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Molson
Mike bangs Mrs. Boss Michael lands big promotion What's the real lesson? (haiku by Mike) |
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Molson
Imagine finding meat; I imagine I would leave the thing alone |
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Narvesen
She'll worry more when the topless candy store's doors open for business |
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NCCRA
The self-test to check for risk of breast cancer has only one difference |
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Nestle
As the gumshoe says, we all have our weaknesses. His is ugly ties. |
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Nike
Finally figured out who that suited guy is. Eric Cantona. |
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Nike
Sports Guy's not a fan but Vince can dunk over top of seven-footers |
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Nike
Stack does belong here. One year he averaged nearly thirty points per game |
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Nike
Un traceur du Belle takes on an angry chicken and barely escapes |
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Nike
Who et all the pies? There is your answer, right there. The More Go streaker. |
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Nintendo
Console prowess brings R-E-S-P-E-C-T like nothing else can |
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Nippon Paint
Her memories are as vivid and durable as that coat of paint |
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Nissan
The best commercials are the simplest. Oh, and boobs should be featured too. |
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Oilheat
Sterilization is really big in this house. That child will be warped. |
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Olympus
Life's simpler now: court painters used to be killed for blunders like this one |
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Parque de la Costa
Edvard Munch, if he were still alive, would really love the Boomerang |
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Peugeot
Every sculptor needs help from an elephant for auto body work |
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Pringles
That dog must be pissed That's the one spot it can't lick off delicious grease |
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PS2
Hear that? The sound of victory is the same for racing and eating. |
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Red Stripe
It makes me wonder, though, how beer would do as a fabric softener |
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Reebok
Office linebacker Terry Tate is an icon. Not to be messed with. |
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Renault
"Make it new" is this guy's rule for everything except his Renault |
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Risifrutti
Today's gonna suck. But this food will improve it whatever it is. |
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Saturn
They're big in Japan but Alphaville would rather be forever young |
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Seattle Supersonics
Three-point specialist Brent Barry tries his hand at balloon animals |
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Seattle Supersonics
He's a rarity: a big man with range and a taste for cabbage rolls |
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Serta
Serta puts Sleep Sheep out of work and into the penitentiary |
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Snickers
I usually don't ski with corporate dicks; their brains are so tiny. |
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Spax
He might be stressed out or he might just be in an extra-giving mood |
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Starburst
Grimace-inducing sour starburst ruins prom night. Next year, try tic tac. |
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Stella Artois
Anyone dumping soup on the sous-chef's wrist spends a night in the box |
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Sylvania
Mike won't be back for nearly two years even if the bulb's always on |
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Tango
Apparently the embargo on juice squeezers has hit this guy hard |
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Tele2
When it comes to bills size matters. Big Bills are jerks, little Bills are nice. |
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Thomason
Here is what Kevin McDonald has been doing post-Kids in the Hall |
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TNN
Intern is distracted by contemplative thoughts of self-on-Klingon sex |
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Toyota
You can break my heart but keep your motherfucking lipstick off my car |
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Via
O happy dagger! A pair of steak-cut star-crost lovers take their life |
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Viagra
We're all ecstatic! Erections for everyone! Let's run in the streets! |
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VW
Squares are just that: square. Dull, plain, and ordinary. Curves are where it's at. |
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VW
This commercial made Electric Light Orchestra at least thrice as hip |
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VW
That didn't take long He didn't even get to mention her headlights |
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Wamu
That's why I never stand right behind the bowler in our weekly league |
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XBox
I find this the most credible of the mock docs; it all seems so real |
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Zazoo
A holy terror loose in the supermarket Dad wonders what if... |
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