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TNN


Intern is distracted
by contemplative thoughts of
self-on-Klingon sex




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Toyota


You can break my heart
but keep your motherfucking
lipstick off my car




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Via


O happy dagger!
A pair of steak-cut star-crost
lovers take their life




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Viagra


We're all ecstatic!
Erections for everyone!
Let's run in the streets!




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VW


Squares are just that: square.
Dull, plain, and ordinary.
Curves are where it's at.




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VW


This commercial made
Electric Light Orchestra
at least thrice as hip




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VW


That didn't take long
He didn't even get to
mention her headlights




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Wamu


That's why I never
stand right behind the bowler
in our weekly league




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XBox


I find this the most
credible of the mock docs;
it all seems so real




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Zazoo


A holy terror
loose in the supermarket
Dad wonders what if...



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