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Celavita


The worst potatoes
are the ones with eyes and legs.
They get run over.




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CFL


Ottawa's jersey
has all the best qualities:
soft, strong, absorbent




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Coca-Cola


Three-legged phenom
scores on grotesque goalkeeper
wins fame and cola




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Dakara


This is utterly
incomprehensible but
so enjoyable




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Dakara


Sometimes good guys don't
wear white; sometimes they challenge
you to a pee fight




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ESPN


Last time they did that
was for Keith Olbermann's warm,
newly empty chair
(haiku by the Doc)




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ESPN


The best games are they
simplest. Which is why I can't
wait to play horseballs




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Familiprix


Familiprix aids the
clumsy and constipated
in their hours of need




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Familiprix


I wish I lived in
la belle province so that dude
could come to my house
(haiku by Anne)




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Familiprix


This is the very
first Familiprix ad I saw.
The rest is history.



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