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Foot Locker


All that glitters is
not gold; likewise all that glows
is not a sneaker




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FSN


Pinchy lobsters, jammed
fingers, and scalded skin are
but small irritants




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FSN


Televised hockey,
like that which doesn't kill you,
just makes you stronger




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Gatorade


The boys over at
whatifsports just creamed their pants.
Here's their dream come true.




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Glassons


Babes like what they see;
something perky this way comes
in other babes' shirts




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Golden Cap


Them sirens done loved
up Pete and turned him into
a broken bottle




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Heineken


Have a Rolling Rock.
Oh wait, it's a Heineken.
Well, you know, same thing.




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Honda


Old Rube would be proud;
this Goldberg variation
is simply brilliant




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HP


Keys to a good steak:
a high voltage barbeque
and a marinade



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