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Seattle Supersonics
He's a rarity: a big man with range and a taste for cabbage rolls |
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Serta
Serta puts Sleep Sheep out of work and into the penitentiary |
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Snickers
I usually don't ski with corporate dicks; their brains are so tiny. |
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Spax
He might be stressed out or he might just be in an extra-giving mood |
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Starburst
Grimace-inducing sour starburst ruins prom night. Next year, try tic tac. |
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Stella Artois
Anyone dumping soup on the sous-chef's wrist spends a night in the box |
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Sylvania
Mike won't be back for nearly two years even if the bulb's always on |
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Tango
Apparently the embargo on juice squeezers has hit this guy hard |
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Tele2
When it comes to bills size matters. Big Bills are jerks, little Bills are nice. |
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Thomason
Here is what Kevin McDonald has been doing post-Kids in the Hall |
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