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Seattle Supersonics


He's a rarity:
a big man with range and a
taste for cabbage rolls




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Serta


Serta puts Sleep Sheep
out of work and into the
penitentiary




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Snickers


I usually don't
ski with corporate dicks; their
brains are so tiny.




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Spax


He might be stressed out
or he might just be in an
extra-giving mood




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Starburst


Grimace-inducing
sour starburst ruins prom night.
Next year, try tic tac.




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Stella Artois


Anyone dumping
soup on the sous-chef's wrist spends
a night in the box




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Sylvania


Mike won't be back for
nearly two years even if
the bulb's always on




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Tango


Apparently the
embargo on juice squeezers
has hit this guy hard




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Tele2


When it comes to bills
size matters. Big Bills are jerks,
little Bills are nice.




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Thomason


Here is what Kevin
McDonald has been doing
post-Kids in the Hall



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