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adhaiku dot com It's the world's best commercials and haiku for each |
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118-118
Best moustache award Out with one-nine-two, in with double one-one-eight |
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118-118
My favorite part is that they live in a flat numbered one-one-eight |
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118-118
Do you remember Honda's Rube Goldberg sequence? Here's the next level. |
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24
What a great idea. A human digital clock? Really, that's nice work. |
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Ace
This would be funny with any song, but the key is the perfect score |
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Adidas
Johnny Wilkinson is damn good at juggling But Becks is better. |
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Adidas
Trivia: none of these players ended up in the EC final |
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Albert Heijn
Ponder this: what's more amusing: men in pig suits or pigs in sweaters? |
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Alexander Keith's
Like the fallen pint this Scottish Nova Scotian leaves us far too soon. |
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Alka Seltzer
Rudolf will endure taunts no longer; Kris Kringle put a stop to that. |
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Bacardi and Cola
This spot takes me back to a time I don't recall But I wish I did. |
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Bocatta
I don't speak Spanish but I want to learn, cause I really like this song |
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Branston
From 1 to 10, the degree of difficulty here is at least 8. |
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Brunswick
I could watch this ad over and over. In fact, I do every day. |
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Budis
Power walking: not as funny as curling, but funnier than luge |
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Bud Light
Biggest difference between quality of ad and product: Bud Light. |
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California Walnuts
Mister Nutcracker, meet the mean streets; Tchaikovsky, meet Midnight Cowboy |
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Canadian Film Centre
I didn't post this just cause it's Canadian but that doesn't hurt |
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Canadian Film Centre
More than Joe Camel or the Marlboro Man, this makes me want a smoke. |
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Chelsea Guitars
In America, first you get the axe skills, then you get the women |
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Chicago Town
Grawww! Graw graw graw graw! Graw graw graw! Graw graw graw graw! Graw graw graw graw graw! |
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Chicken Licken
Where can I find a doctor who prescribes hot wings and popcorn chicken? |
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Coors Light
My award for best original song goes to the Silver Bullet. |
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Daihatsu
So close yet so far Montague and Capulet seek a backseat tryst |
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Dairy Belle
In my happy place Me, the kitchen and sliced cheese Best friends forever. (haiku by Megan) |
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Dakara
Multiple viewings make this no less confusing. Trust me, I have tried. |
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Dominion
My brother used to work here; he wore a pin that said We're Fresh Obsessed. |
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Durex
As Kurt would say, it appeals to the heart for the bestiality. |
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ESPN
Best part about this is that it's true. This is no mockumentary |
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ESPN
When did tees over long-sleeves become popular? I'll guess ninety-four. |
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Excess
Like Goblet of Fire a deft portrait of what it's like to be fourteen |
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Familiprix
There is a new phrase in my daily lexicon Thanks Familiprix |
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Familiprix
Soon I'll be this bald I'll be him for Hallowe'en when I'm thirty-one |
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Fandango
Resolved: I will post all ads that inspire a Rob Cockerham costume. |
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Fisher Price
In defense of the driver, this car does have a pretty short rear end |
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Glassons
Well, that did its job. I am convinced; I want one. The girl, not the shirt. |
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Guinness
Kiss me, I'm Irish And I want those pajamas with the green clover. |
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Guld
By the look of things northern Sweden shares much with northern New Hampshire |
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H2
Worst mileage ever But this ad made me love it I want an H2 |
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Hansaplast
That's adorable It's not March of the Penguins But it's still damn cute. |
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Honda
My friend in high school claimed to have been raised by wolves His folks disagreed. |
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Iltalehti
Each time I watch this I ask myself the same thing: Is that guy Steve Nash? |
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Ipod
Kudos to Apple Recognizability is right off the charts. |
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Isenbeck
Take ballet lessons examine crotches up close and drink Isenbeck |
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jc
Appealing message: These jeans fit any cliché you could hope to be |
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jetblue
Are jets and rockets the same thing? If so, then this is rocket science |
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John Lewis
Not all that funny But it always cheers me up Audio prozac. |
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Kincho
To beat the Roaches exploit their weakness: Kincho. That, and the slider |
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Kolumbus
A general wish: I'd like this genre to be spoofed more frequently. |
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Kunzler
Inspirational. Bacon, bacon, bacon! What? God bless you, Kunzler. |
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Kunzler
Hunter speaks through trees Has just one thing on his mind: Pronunciation. |
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Leger
Star Trek's so silly Dude wouldn't need beaming up if he were Jedi. |
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Lynx
This might be the best spot of two thousand and four Sweet, sexy, funny. |
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Mastercard
Sad but true: here's the best work Homer's done in years. I miss good Simpsons. |
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Meijer
Each June at Meijer I buy eight dollar shades and bulk Reeses Pieces |
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Meijer
I am not kidding All year long I look forward to the Meijer trip |
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Mercedes
Go on, treat yourself Purchasing this product will bring you happiness |
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MTV
When I was a lad every skit in French class concluded like this |
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Narvesen
Someday I want to live in a place where I can check on the reindeer |
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Nike
There have been better soccer ads before, but this is still pretty cool |
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Nike
This gives me goosebumps. And it raises the question: Who would switch sports best? |
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Noah's
I am ninety-five percent sure that the singer is from Three Dead Trolls |
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Norvegia
Do all Norwegian kids wear neckerchiefs? Also, where are the Troggs now? |
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Norway's Crisps
This is exactly the type I want working in my crisps factory |
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Norway's Crisps
"My crisps factory" sounds vaguely euphemistic. Maybe I'll change that. |
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Oddset
Deutsche and Dutchies really don't like each other. Even while driving. |
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Office Max
This made me want to go download Rubberband Man immediately |
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Once
Another reason to learn Spanish; yet one more song I want to sing |
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Orange
This is quite clever but what really sold me was "menu asterisk" |
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Osteo Biflex
It's not groundbreaking or crazy or in your face but it cracks me up. |
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Phones 4 U
The non-guitarist looks like a young Cat Stevens Who are these two guys? |
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Quizno's
This ad for Quizno's is juvenile and brilliant like Gauss in his youth |
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Renault
The car is onscreen longer than it ought to be but I like the start |
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Renault
It's hard for me to hear Moonlight Sonata now without seeing skulls |
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Rexona
More reasons why not: stomach hair; lack of boobs; and unsightly bulges. |
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Ribena
How many dudes you know got the skills to go and rock a show like this? |
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Runners Need
This is frightening, hilarious, poignant, harsh and oh so cruel. |
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Saturn
Is her hair still hip? Or has it gone out of style? You know, that cute bob. |
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Saturn
Who's singing this song? It's PAS/CAL. They're from Detroit. I'd have guessed England. |
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SBC
Someday we will all be ancient cranks just like these plaid-clad lawn bowlers |
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Sex TV
This much is certain: this guy really loves his hand. I mean really loves. |
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Skoda
I like that "liks" is (maybe) the word for "fancy" in (maybe) Swedish |
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Skol
Oh yeah no no no Oh yeah oh yeah no no no No no no oh yeah |
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Sky
This doesn't have a thing to do with Sky TV But really, who cares. |
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SPCA
Studies find asking "How's my favorite pussy?" also tests poorly |
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SportsCenter
Go to hell, Angels. Except Vlad. He's my first pick in the yahoo draft |
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Sterling
Okay, be honest Who here has donned a sweater while holding a beer? |
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Stolichnaya
It's pretty damn cold up there wherever there is No fucking around |
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Subway
No Jared here -- huge. He brings naught to the table. This ad's much better. |
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Suntory
I guess this is what Adam West does when he's not busy mayoring |
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Telenor
Horn-capped soccer fan seeks like-bellied friends to show national support |
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The Triangle
I see their point, but I would still happily pay to see art like this |
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Toyota
I love that this guy brings a megaphone to a restaurant. Just great. |
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TVE
That's evidently not a great question to ask an insecure man |
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Washington Mutual
This is impressive It takes less than five seconds to show Tom's a jerk. |
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Wattie's
Are there a lot of Aussie women who are huge? Like Dame Edna-sized. |
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waysingle.net
I'd be secretive too with such a giant tongue, regardless of use. |
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Yahoo
I like this ad, but I bet Google personals is way, way cooler. |
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Yamaha
What? What did he say? Was that English? Honestly, I caught none of that. |
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Zyban
I keep wondering if the monitor got smashed during the first take |
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