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Sex TV


This much is certain:
this guy really loves his hand.
I mean really loves.




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Skoda


I like that "liks" is
(maybe) the word for "fancy"
in (maybe) Swedish




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Skol


Oh yeah no no no
Oh yeah oh yeah no no no
No no no oh yeah




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Sky


This doesn't have a
thing to do with Sky TV
But really, who cares.




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SPCA


Studies find asking
"How's my favorite pussy?"
also tests poorly




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SportsCenter


Go to hell, Angels.
Except Vlad. He's my first pick
in the yahoo draft




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Sterling


Okay, be honest
Who here has donned a sweater
while holding a beer?




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Stolichnaya


It's pretty damn cold
up there wherever there is
No fucking around




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Subway


No Jared here -- huge.
He brings naught to the table.
This ad's much better.




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Suntory


I guess this is what
Adam West does when he's not
busy mayoring



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