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adhaiku dot com It's the world's best commercials and haiku for each |
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Adidas
Credit to KG and the ad; I totally buy he could do this |
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Adidas
Seven perfect tens? That's what turns athletes into the stuff of legend |
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All-bran
From the Dull Men's Club: More luggage carousels turn counterclockwise. S'true. |
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American Express
Andy won't often face this problem with Roger at his career peak |
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Ameriquest
Cat wants people food Kitty makes a saucy mess Hubby looks real bad |
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Amora
Are there any more amusing forms of singing? If so, let me know. |
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Amstel
Where's the wingman in this picture? Chatting up the free samples lady? |
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Aquafina
Looked it up at last This song's by The Carpenters Cecil sang it too. |
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Artis
Suuuch a cute mascot Artis the Partis likes all of the animals. |
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Atletico
It's death and it's life A tagline for the ages. Goosebumps every time. |
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Axe
Strange -- I don't recall all this training when I bought Axe at the drugstore. |
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Axe
Advice from the Axe: Cuddle tots and baby cats Eschew iguanas. |
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Baci
Each time I watch this "Everyday she melts my heart" melts my heart as well |
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BC Lions
This guy is a big fan of casual Fridays Or else he's just drunk. |
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Beckers
Here's what sold me: "You're much too crispy to have been in the microwave." |
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Brekkies
This doesn't factor in the energy burned off by humping kneecaps |
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Buenos Aires Zoo
I would like this to be an animated .gif looping on my screen. |
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Burger King
I love group meetings. Messages like these make them totally worthwhile. |
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Burger King
Hootie, no Blowfish And, like An American Tale Streets are paved with cheese. |
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Canal Digital
Youngster picks up an important lesson: never put down the remote. |
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careerbuilder.com
Chimps are beyond cool. They wear suits; they answer phones; they work for Yeknom. |
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careerbuilder.com
They might be crude, but You have to hand it to them: Monkeys know funny. |
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careerbuilder.com
I've said it before and I will say it again: monkeys are awesome. |
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Cat Food
When it comes to questions of diet and health kitty pleads the Fifth. |
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Charal
Take a wild guess, y'all: Who's the fastest animal? It ain't the cheetah. |
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CMT
Deliverance meets Delhi. Only thing missing is "squeal like a pig." |
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Coca-Cola
I adore this spot So many stereotypes and such complete joy. |
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Coca-Cola
Kermit sang this too Froggie bought a coconut bought it for a dime |
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Coca-Cola
Pretty nice sendoff Getting shot out into space would be quite cool too. |
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Color Line
Eat a lot of shrimp Play plenty of shuffleboard Forget your loved one(s). |
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CompUSA
I think it's likely Technology and Tron Guy have the same tailor. |
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Dairy Queen
Strangely, this does not make me want a Blizzard. But I do want brownie mix. |
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Diet Pepsi
You are crazy if you think this hasn't changed the way I use my walk. |
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Dorimundo
Imagine would have been lyrically more fitting but not musically |
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Dr. Pepper
Now this commercial is one of the very best It's pert near perfect. |
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Durex
Do you think that the songwriters are miffed their tune is plugging plugging? |
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dvdpost
So that's where he's been Playing piano alone and renting movies |
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Emerald Nuts
Luckily for Jim a Minotaur didn't show and tear his head off. |
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Energizer
Ah, good old-fashioned ethnic stereotyping. Still, I can't not laugh. |
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ESPN
Ten sports cliches in thirty seconds. That must be some sort of record. |
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FedEx Kinkos
English makes no sense Phoenix phonics Pahoenicks should all sound the same. |
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Ford
Baby gorilla tests the limits of papa gorilla's patience. |
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FSN
I felt like this too when Tim Horton's stopped making huge walnut crunches |
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Geico
Though a bit touchy Neanderthals have rights too Don't discriminate. |
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Geico
This tiny house is more than a little awesome I'd watch this show. |
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Honda
Isn't it just bliss when an advert goes like this? High marks to Honda. |
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Ikea
Rugs like these also come with giant cardboard tubes which pretty much rock. |
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Jeep
One perfect soundtrack Ten shockingly badass storms One great commercial. |
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Kadan
What's more annoying: the weeds or the weirdo who hassles the weeder? |
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L&P
Much to my chagrin My dad still has shorts like these He wears them pulled high |
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Lamb
If you don't think that meat tastes better when it's young you can go get stuffed (haiku by Mike) |
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Levi's
Far beyond just good. Levi's ads make merely great ads look terrible. |
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Levi's
This jeans girl is my fave in this year's crop of ads. She's super foxy. |
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Lotto
Daffy Duck proved it And now Lotto confirms it: Fury is funny. |
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Loyola Marymount
Basketball players: is there anything they don't know about laundry? |
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Mentos
If birds could really do this, there's a chance I'd get into birdwatching |
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Mercedes
Everybody knows thumbs up means "I want a ride." Except for this guy. |
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Migros
I'm psyched to be old Then it will be funny to Frighten small children. |
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Milk
P-Dough was a bit premature with that Hoo Hoo Should have checked the fridge |
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Milk
A small voice whispers: A throw of scissors is good but rock is better |
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Nike
It's true, cycling is just as dull as NASCAR, but Lance is just unreal. |
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Nike
Few athletes combine pure skill, charm, and ugliness like Ronaldinho. |
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Nike
The NBA is in good hands, but I still miss my main man Money. |
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Office Max
He's a sad mascot His toy, his reason for joy is gone from its perch |
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Office Max
When all hope is gone mourning turns to bitterness and work holds no cheer. |
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Omo
I'm taking the ball and I am going to score. Best athlete ever. |
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oni
I felt just like this when my motherboard bit it Spent all week at work. |
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orange
Sucks. Is that Elvish for wonderful? Hobbit has left the precious food! |
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Pampers
Doesn't that only teach a baby that crying will solve his problems? |
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Pedigree
A dog's nose twitches and it leaves me in stitches They're pretty cute, too. |
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Pepsi
ecce! Pepsi est: cuius est hoc prandium? ego Spartacus. (haiku by Megan) |
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Peugeot
Terrible thing, shame. Why can't this feeling leave me and just fade away? |
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Phat Phish
What is their number? I'd love to stay on the line For their hold music. |
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powered.com
borrow your network I hear there's data in there look at your data (haiku by Ben) |
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Quilmes
Where is everyone? Why do they hide? Is the world one big matchmaker? |
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Radio 4
It's a little-known fact that Norse traffic cops are suckers for Whitney. |
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Radio Donna
My youth was like this Doofus clothes, thwarted crushes No ogresses, though. |
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Scan
Poor samurai has repetitive stress syndrome Thank goodness for Scan. |
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Science World
Who knew that my friends chose their business career paths just for the handshakes? (haiku by Taylor) |
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Skittles
In my mind, that hymn is now forever linked to his exclamation. |
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SPAP
Sterilization seems sensible when your dog is humping windows |
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Sportchek
To act like a pro you've got to speak like a pro all art, no matter. |
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Stella Artois
Like Allo Allo Except it is all in French and not as funny. |
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Sunrise
Buddha doll baffles and captivates me. How can porcelain wiggle? |
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T3G
Create crap movies! This appeals to me a lot. I am their target. |
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Tabasco
She looks pleased enough But I dare you to try this It won't be painless. |
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Tabasco
Life is suffering A sad vale of spicy and oh so tasty tears. |
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Telia
Total wirelessness ain't all it's cracked up to be Barf bags, anyone? |
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Thorn
I am not quite sure what this is about. But I like it anyway. |
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Tine
Brilliant, just brilliant. This commercial has changed the way I spell yoghurt. |
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T-mobile
They have a bunch of bad ads. But this (and Z-J) make up for the worst. |
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Tylenol
I'll ask one more time Does it hurt now? How about now? Why won't you answer??? |
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vh1
I'm pretty amazed that the grocer isn't fazed by all that booty |
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Viagra
This almost makes up for the spamarrhea they constantly send me. |
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Virgin Atlantic
I love this airline. Picture ten straight hours of Super Mario. |
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Virgin Mobile
What's your problem, bro? It is two in the morning. I'll be right over! |
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Volkswagen
Is this myth for real? Tennis instructors are hot? I need to know this. |
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Weleda
Looks like one statue didn't take his Weleda That's not right, Sonny. |
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Wonderbra
The doors will not close because her boobs stick way out. That's why it's funny. |
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XM
Foes to almost friends. With a two year subscription, love lost can be bought. (haiku by Will) |
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