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adhaiku dot com It's the world's best commercials and haiku for each |
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AACL
I just want a dog who's current on the culture then I'll look way cool (haiku by Megan) |
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AAPT
For his next birthday I'm getting my brother a JUST EATEN BEANS shirt |
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Adidas
During the World Cup I watched this commercial at least two hundred times |
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Adidas
I watched lots of games Not as many as Dan, though He watched every game |
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Amcal
She's had many things: bronchitis, eczema, hives... he's only had piles |
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American Express
From us Rushmore fans: Wes, please team up with Owen on another script. |
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amp'd mobile
Senator's dying Hooker recites reasons why life is worth living |
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arena51
I hate such warnings but I feel obliged to say: Not Quite Safe For Work |
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ASPCA
Another excuse, à la Doug McKenzie, is, "It was the chair, eh." |
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Axe
Pay this no heed, guys. Chicks totally dig a dude with mad quarters skills. |
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Bangkok Insurance
But what is the chance that the tornado can build another level? (haiku by Ton) |
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Bavaria
If I were the one who handed out the prizes this would win year's best. |
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Becel
Lazy/stupid folk are stuck on an escalator and they can't get up. |
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Berlitz
Schnell! Tritt jetzt der Deut- schen Gesellschaft zur Rettung Schiffsbrüchiger bei! (haiku by Maike) |
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Blockbuster
Little Linda has the breath of Satan and the Eye of the Tiger |
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Brawny
If the Brawny man can score with tiramisu then anyone can (haiku by Mike) |
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Brooks
According to Brooks, you'd best hit the ground running: life is one long jog. |
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Burger King
Everything's just right and conditions are perfect. It's time for business. |
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careerbuilder.com
Willful ignorance of poor stats is more fun than acknowledging them. |
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careerbuilder.com
I can't wait to do this during my officemate's exit seminar. |
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Carlsberg
Why Germans import Carlsberg at all's beyond me. German beer's better. |
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Coca-Cola
An old man resolves to carpe his last diems all because of Coke |
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Combos
When sick, eat Combos they've got pizza stuff in 'em good for what ails ya |
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Cybercity
Slo-mo posse shots transfigure the prosaic into the epic |
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Dallas Stars
With this vehicle "Thirty minutes or it's free" is a real problem. |
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Dialog Forum Chemie
I haven't done this, but I did do something close. GT'ed nude. So huge. |
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Disney
I'd like to see Rex and Brian rehearsing this. Well, maybe not Rex. |
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eBay
Unabashedly sweet, yet not so saccharine as to spoil it all |
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Emerald Nuts
Everybody loves networking under the stairs keep Goulet away (haiku by Ben) |
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Fakta
Testing a new arm. Might want to stand back a bit. It's a mite glitchy. |
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Familiprix
Have penis problems? Can't get it up? Need condoms? Familiprix can help. |
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Familiprix
Familiprix ads are (save poutine) my favorite produit du Quebec |
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Familiprix
Familiprix knows the wellspring of comedy is other people's pain |
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Fanta
Eight spitters agree: Fanta Light isn't that good. Perhaps they'll like Zed. |
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fivedvd.com
Holy musk oxen! That is one big hairy beast. A good actor, too. |
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Folgers
Sleep when you are dead Folgers helps you tolerate if you are on crack (haiku by Leslie) |
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Ford
Do engineers still design model cars in the medium of clay? |
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Gatorade
Most of my (male) friends react with slack-jawed shock the first time they see this |
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Golden Cap
small passions distract; the astronaut misses his date with destiny (haiku by Jerry) |
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Group Health
naked on the job good for lifeguards, maybe not for marketing (haiku by Aimee and Nick) |
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Guinness
This won the Grand Prix. Wrongly, I think. Sure, it's good, but it ain't that good. |
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H3
Godzilla-Robot is this year's oddest, sweetest couple. I love them. |
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H3
Goldilocks couldn't stand those affluent Three Bears. So she stole their car. |
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Heineken
A Heineken, please. And I'd like the whole can, too. But not that much can. |
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Homechoice
On a dolphin cruise Jim has one thing on his mind and it's not dolphins |
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Honda
What is the "it" that he couldn't have put better? I just don't get it. |
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HSBC
Koko in the mist picks her nose and wolfs it down. Smart but lacks manners. |
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Jimmy Dean
Six out of seven G2V-class stars start their day with Jimmy Dean |
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Kaiser Permanente
Gather round people and admit that the tummies around you have grown |
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Kimono
Did you say poker? I hardly even know her! Though that will change soon. |
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Kmart
Papa's buns take a trip down memory lane; his daughter's mortified. |
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Knorr
Like Ben and Arin and Best in Show's the Cabots these two both love soup |
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Lamb
If this woman wore that fragrance, I swear to God I would marry her |
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Mapa
This gives me a great idea for the next boring meeting I'm stuck in |
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Marmite
This child has a gift. With practice he could be a fire extinguisher |
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Mastercard
These guys want two things: (1) fifteen seconds of fame (2) you back for good |
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Miller Lite
By my calcs, we'd need 3 point 4 million people to span I-80 |
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Mountain Dew
It hurts to watch this. That's going to leave a mark. I bet he broke ribs. |
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Mr. Potato Head
I thought this would bomb but (now here is a surprise) my brother has one (haiku by Johnny) |
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MTV
Papa oh papa why did you leave me alone now I'm almost you (haiku by Drew) |
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Natural Gas
A panicked egg? Pshaw. Spontaneous egg-bursting is the mark of Zuul |
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Nike
Oft imitated never duplicated; he's basketball's Levi's |
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Nike
My fantasy team could use any of these guys even baby LeBron |
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Nike
I smile each time I hear her say, with perfect pitch, "Thursday is trash day." |
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Nike
Few things make me want to get up early and train. This is one of them. |
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Nike
This begs the question: how many syllables are in the word squirrel? |
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Nike
The only reason I watch any golf at all is to see him play |
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Ocean Spray
Models in undies lounging and stretching like cats hold my attention |
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pandarescue.org
Look, the orcas are playing with the baby seals... playing with their teeth |
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Peugeot
his car is no more it's been crushed into a cube but he still loves it |
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Remington
"Smooth as a man's ass after a barbershop stop" doesn't sound quite right |
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Renault
Sans conteste the best sur cette planète c'est la baguette (haiku by Claire) |
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Scotiabank
In this snitch kitchen Snitch A snitches on Snitch B the snack-snatcher snitch |
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Sir Cocker
Focus. Concentrate. Keep your eye on the ball. And try hard not to flinch. |
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Snickers
Last year for Christmas we made my dad one of these. It was delicious. |
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Sonic
No, for real, how could you not know that? It's called the Island Fire Burger. |
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Sony
Like sand in a stream these superballs saltate down toward the ocean |
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Sony
It's not a cliché. It deserves its moniker. It's simply: The Play. |
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Sony
That's one voyeur who's working smarter, not harder peeking while "mowing" |
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Stella Artois
I've never figured out why being expensive is reassuring |
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Stella Artois
Great taste! Less filling! Less taste! Better calories! Oh wait, wrong product. |
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Stubb's
She: bovine, dumpy She 2: fat, sloppy kisser He: picks the first cow |
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Studio 1
I guess it's true then: you can influence your team by watching TV |
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Studio 1
Clearly, someone smart created this gym's layout: bikes behind behinds |
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Supercuts
Each and every day I look into the mirror and say the same thing (haiku by Narcissus) |
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Susan Fitch
No, no, pumpkin, you weren't a mistake. We planned you. Well, I did, at least. |
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Take 5
If you've tried this snack you'd know these are paid actors Take 5's taste like crap |
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Tango
Before you watch this be sure to watch the classic balls ad from Sony |
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Telecom Italia
If my house could sing it wouldn't be opera Elton John, perhaps (haiku by Leah) |
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Telia
He's got, like, really blue eyes that you want to look into forever |
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Tuborg
Here's how to play squash: I hit the ball at you, hard. Then we switch places. |
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TV Guide
Wouldn't it be great if the whole conversation used nothing but names? (haiku by Corinne) |
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Volkswagen
Dad's miffed by his son's drug-funded ostentation or so he believes |
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Volkswagen
The year: 1912. The setting: the Titanic. The sailors: bunnies. |
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Volkswagen
No alfalfa and no carrots to munch on make Jack a dull rabbit |
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Wamtea
Meanwhile, Ma is sprawled across the scattered shards of a shattered toilet |
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Wasa
I'd take their advice except that crispbread isn't bread -- it's a cracker. |
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Weather Channel
Recall Bull Durham: the first thing you've got to do is learn your clichés |
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Wendy's
Wouldn't go in there. There's a big chicken in there. And he's a real jerk. |
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10 Cane
Other one-word jokes: booger, sphagnum, hooters, poop, sheep, wood, Wookie, pork. |
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