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Tuborg
Here's how to play squash: I hit the ball at you, hard. Then we switch places. |
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TV Guide
Wouldn't it be great if the whole conversation used nothing but names? (haiku by Corinne) |
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Volkswagen
Dad's miffed by his son's drug-funded ostentation or so he believes |
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Volkswagen
The year: 1912. The setting: the Titanic. The sailors: bunnies. |
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Volkswagen
No alfalfa and no carrots to munch on make Jack a dull rabbit |
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Wamtea
Meanwhile, Ma is sprawled across the scattered shards of a shattered toilet |
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Wasa
I'd take their advice except that crispbread isn't bread -- it's a cracker. |
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Weather Channel
Recall Bull Durham: the first thing you've got to do is learn your clichés |
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Wendy's
Wouldn't go in there. There's a big chicken in there. And he's a real jerk. |
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10 Cane
Other one-word jokes: booger, sphagnum, hooters, poop, sheep, wood, Wookie, pork. |
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