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Tuborg


Here's how to play squash:
I hit the ball at you, hard.
Then we switch places.




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TV Guide


Wouldn't it be great
if the whole conversation
used nothing but names?
(haiku by Corinne)




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Volkswagen


Dad's miffed by his son's
drug-funded ostentation
or so he believes




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Volkswagen


The year: 1912.
The setting: the Titanic.
The sailors: bunnies.




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Volkswagen


No alfalfa and
no carrots to munch on make
Jack a dull rabbit




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Wamtea


Meanwhile, Ma is sprawled
across the scattered shards of
a shattered toilet




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Wasa


I'd take their advice
except that crispbread isn't
bread -- it's a cracker.




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Weather Channel


Recall Bull Durham:
the first thing you've got to do
is learn your clichés




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Wendy's


Wouldn't go in there.
There's a big chicken in there.
And he's a real jerk.




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10 Cane


Other one-word jokes:
booger, sphagnum, hooters, poop,
sheep, wood, Wookie, pork.



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