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adhaiku dot com It's the world's best commercials and haiku for each |
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Aalborg University
i'm not sure 'bout you but i thought the motto was "pretend it's a box" (haiku by Corinne) |
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ABC
And: I know kung fu If you build it, he will come Don't call me Shirley |
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Altoids
Lady, I need your scorn like I need another blowhole in my head |
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Altoids
Playgrounds and taste tests: apparently domains of fruit-obsessed perverts |
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Apple
PC's got a lot of stuff to do before he can do any stuff |
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Apple
When Gisele and Tom split, will the mac guy be the first to call her up? |
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Apple
Mac's facility with foreign languages makes PC feel inept |
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Apple
hello I'm a mac I do hip, creative things like write adhaiku (haiku by Ben) |
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Arnet
Want to stalk someone? Arnet makes it easier. Thank you, interweb. |
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ask.com
Don't ask, you don't get But keep on asking and soon you'll get yourself punched |
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Axe
I'm so hot I make women fuse. (I.e., order ten million Kelvin.) |
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Axe
Total hotties can get away with being late. And they always are. |
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Axe
He'd likely respond: who needs a girlfriend when you control the matrix? |
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Bahamas
Old man Monte is in need of a break. Hence the bahamavention. |
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BAIFF
A cat with a pipe Frankie doesn't sympathize but neither do I (haiku by Aimee) |
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Bavaria
Stop -- do NOT watch this before first watching last year's Bavaria ad |
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Belgium
It all started when the chickens found some smokes in the glove compartment |
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Berlitz
Hammer's legacy is now sealed as an unclear enunciator |
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BM
Blue Kenneth and his eight thumbs don't think much of her old flame Timothy. |
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BM
One day you wake up and realize you married a furry blue puppet |
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BM
Kenneth Antonsen drill sargeant, grilling expert, and now clean-shaven |
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Cadillac
This lets you pinpoint precisely the moment when Caddies lost their style. |
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Carlton
The power of dance, Kevin Kavendish has it, as well as a job (haiku by Marisa) |
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cell c
Arwen/Faramir could never be torn apart and neither will we |
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Coca-Cola
Kisses and snow in the happiness factory: Secret formula |
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Coca-Cola
Give a little love and it all comes back to you at least in Grand Theft |
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Dos Equis
Why does the advice of this most interesting man fill me with cold fear? |
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Drumstick
drumstick crunch chorus multiplied by a hundred perfect summer day |
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Ebay
True happiness comes through the acquisition of material goods (haiku by the Antibuddha) |
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Epuron
Mystery giant roams the town, wreaking mischief, seeking attention |
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Fedex
Mass conservation without laws for mass transport is still a black box |
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Fight Network
In a parking lot someone's looking for a fight without much success |
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Frank
when perfect sunsets and ice cold ginger and limes just aren't enough |
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Fresh Up
Even the smallest accomplishment merits a refreshing reward |
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Garmin
Lost? Feeling like a stranger in a strange, strange land? Garmin gets you home. |
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Gatorade
coach bruce arena's shirt was soaked from tears, never gatorade showers (haiku by Jon) |
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Geico
Even therapists can't see past the sloping brow and abundant hair |
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GM
Arm makes one mistake forced into retirement never recovers |
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H3
These grown men, rugrats, scurrying, scampering, free! Nothing like H3. (haiku by Jean) |
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Helsinki
He's telling the world: this little sparrow is amped and ready to rock |
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Holiday Inn
And on top of that every night I washed my mouth out with soda. |
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Holiday Inn
Walls are paper thin There's a moaning man next door I prefer the whale (haiku by Christian) |
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Holiday Inn
In a hotel room waiting for a quiet quack saying "you've got mail" |
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howrealtorshelp.ca
Sure, realtors know all about taxes, but can they flex their pecs like this? |
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Ikea
Sneaking into an Ikea sale in a horse costume makes sense, yes? (haiku by Wooie) |
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Interflora
Do I forgive the whirling, twirling disco mom? With the cheapest blooms... (haiku by Christina) |
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Irn-Bru
Walking in the air with a magic snowman who lacks patience for brats |
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Jimmy Dean
Parades draw clouds like jealous oxygen to flames. They just can't help it. |
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Jimmy Dean
When the moon's not full he's not only half empty he's also cranky |
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Jimmy Dean
Brainstorming sessions between Sun and Moon tend to be productive ones. |
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Kaupthing
Swishy money sign makes even the silliest work seem reasonable |
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Kaupthing
Looked it up: the ice isle really does have fewer people than Oakland. |
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La Sexta
Bedridden old man's baby's coming back to him down the corridor |
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La Sexta
Trouble, can't you see that today of all days I have no time for you |
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Lotto
At least the helmets and padding eliminate the need to yell "fore". |
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Lynx
hordes of amazons running and swimming your way next stop: orgytown |
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Mitsubishi
Parties can't compete with a customized car bed and fresh pumpkin bread. |
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MTV
A living toupee drinking milk for breakfast and wriggling on your scalp. |
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Nike
You have to be three kinds of retarded to taunt Urlacher like that (haiku by Mike) |
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Nike
I just want to say it was an honor being tackled by you, sir. |
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Nike
Life turns crystal clear and upside down in a world with less gravity |
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Nike
All the great champs say: Losing feels a whole lot worse than winning feels good. |
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Nike
Business LeBron makes splashes in fashion circles not swimming pools |
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Nike
I've just met a girl named Maria, and she's got a vicious backhand. |
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Nike
Requiem for a Wildcat dream, played tragically on a hardwood stage. |
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Nike
How good is this team? A six-time all-star might be the worst player here. |
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Old Spice
"It" isn't armchairs or blazers or sailboats or really long paintings |
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Orange
Mena's first role was in: Death of a Cheerleader You can look it up. (haiku by Luke) |
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Oxfam
the bulging eyes and giant buck teeth scream: buy these cutie patooties (haiku by Megan) |
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Oxygen
I can't tell if we're supposed to sympathize with the guys or the girls. |
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Plaisirs Gastronomiques
Everything tastes best when it comes out of a hole. Donut holes, fried mice... (haiku by the Doc) |
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playpark.com
dance, motherfuckers how much clearer can we be? bop, shake, thrust, move, DANCE!!!! (haiku by Anya) |
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Pot Noodle
pot noodles unearthed in a welsh mining village I'd rather eat coal (haiku by Gareth) |
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Pot Noodle
Noodle tectonics at last unifies Welsh and Italian cuisine. |
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Proximus
Sing for your supper? Not at this table. Here your supper sings for you. |
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QXL
Frustrated old friend, why bid for technology? Olaf understood. (haiku by Jerry) |
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Red Stripe
Foot molestation hooray island libation pedal rot remains (haiku by Mike) |
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Remington
If your hair is straight you will get princess treatment pigsty hair, no love (haiku by Leslie) |
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Renault
You're in love? I know. I can tell by the petals shooting from your mouth. |
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Resfest
Here it is, this year's nerdiest entry. Sci-fi, sasquatch, and... that thing. |
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Royal
And just like that -- poof, he's gone, like Keyser Soze, never to return. |
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Saab
I am a growing force without the motion? Um, Newton's second law? |
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Saturn
Julie's life has been measured out not with spoons but with cold hard numbers. |
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SEB
Just a reminder: the eternal Footman holds your coat, snickering. |
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Shreddies
A revolution in Shreddies morphology halts the QC line |
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Sierra Mist
You know you make me wanna shout, kick my heels up, drink Sierra Mist |
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Sonic
With friends like bacon eggs may well prefer hanging out with enemies. |
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Souvenir of Canada
Really, who better for this than Douglas Coupland? Maybe Rick Mercer. |
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Stanlib
I wish this didn't affect me so much. Fuck these fears of mere mild wealth. |
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Starburst
It's Mel! I wish she lived next door. Also Stephen Merchant. That would rock. |
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Telus
You might want to tell them that Ben Franklin never finished high school |
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Tide
Here's one argument for wearing camouflage shirts to job interviews |
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Tine
And what do I do? I'm a male nurse for cheeses. Where are you going? |
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Toro
Firey urethra causes one peër pain and another alarm. |
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Volkswagen
I'm led to believe that there can be only one. Also, there's bunnies. (haiku by Kennyb) |
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Xbox
In the Gears of War it's just you versus the world plus some spiderbot |
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Zelmer
Everything looks more official when you're wearing lab coats and clipboards. |
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Zonnetour
Monkey on monkey Doggie styling in a tree Jealous juvenile (haiku by Doug) |
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Zune
Just the other day I found out what Zune is. (It's a what, not a who.) |
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Zune
Zune's social cachet is nowhere near the ipod's but they pick nice songs. |
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