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Axe


I'm so hot I make
women fuse. (I.e., order
ten million Kelvin.)




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Axe


Total hotties can
get away with being late.
And they always are.




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Axe

He'd likely respond:
who needs a girlfriend when you
control the matrix?




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Bahamas


Old man Monte is
in need of a break. Hence the
bahamavention.




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BAIFF


A cat with a pipe
Frankie doesn't sympathize
but neither do I
(haiku by Aimee)




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Bavaria


Stop -- do NOT watch this
before first watching last year's
Bavaria ad




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Belgium


It all started when
the chickens found some smokes in
the glove compartment




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Berlitz


Hammer's legacy
is now sealed as an unclear
enunciator




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BM


Blue Kenneth and his
eight thumbs don't think much of her
old flame Timothy.




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BM


One day you wake up
and realize you married a
furry blue puppet



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