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Axe
I'm so hot I make women fuse. (I.e., order ten million Kelvin.) |
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Axe
Total hotties can get away with being late. And they always are. |
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Axe
He'd likely respond: who needs a girlfriend when you control the matrix? |
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Bahamas
Old man Monte is in need of a break. Hence the bahamavention. |
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BAIFF
A cat with a pipe Frankie doesn't sympathize but neither do I (haiku by Aimee) |
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Bavaria
Stop -- do NOT watch this before first watching last year's Bavaria ad |
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Belgium
It all started when the chickens found some smokes in the glove compartment |
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Berlitz
Hammer's legacy is now sealed as an unclear enunciator |
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BM
Blue Kenneth and his eight thumbs don't think much of her old flame Timothy. |
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BM
One day you wake up and realize you married a furry blue puppet |
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