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Plaisirs Gastronomiques


Everything tastes best
when it comes out of a hole.
Donut holes, fried mice...
(haiku by the Doc)




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playpark.com


dance, motherfuckers
how much clearer can we be?
bop, shake, thrust, move, DANCE!!!!
(haiku by Anya)




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Pot Noodle


pot noodles unearthed
in a welsh mining village
I'd rather eat coal
(haiku by Gareth)




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Pot Noodle


Noodle tectonics
at last unifies Welsh and
Italian cuisine.




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Proximus


Sing for your supper?
Not at this table. Here your
supper sings for you.




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QXL


Frustrated old friend,
why bid for technology?
Olaf understood.
(haiku by Jerry)




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Red Stripe


Foot molestation
hooray island libation
pedal rot remains
(haiku by Mike)




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Remington


If your hair is straight
you will get princess treatment
pigsty hair, no love
(haiku by Leslie)




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Renault


You're in love? I know.
I can tell by the petals
shooting from your mouth.




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Resfest


Here it is, this year's
nerdiest entry. Sci-fi,
sasquatch, and... that thing.



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