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adhaiku dot com It's the world's best commercials and haiku for each |
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Adidas
Which NBA star would you most want to have as a camp counselor? |
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Ann Summers
It isn't every day a lingerie model brings you a carved duck |
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Apple
Blown up like a grape doing the bloatware waddle Hodgman's laboring. |
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Auto CPR
A terrible day undented, inflated, and made good, oh so good |
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Axe
Losing body parts appears to have no effect on that creepy smile |
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Axe
Its side effects may include X-ray vision and leopard-print undies |
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BAIFF
Tiny car holds a finite number of clowns and infinite sadness |
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BCLC
Celebrate, fat ones You have a million dollars Yet you remain gross (haiku by Ali) |
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Boots
It's like watching an army prepping and primping for fabulous war |
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Brands
Take care of the man in the red leotard and he'll take care of you |
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Bud Light
A prime candidate for most versatile word in the English language |
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Bud Light
If you're not into the whole brevity thing, there's El Duderino. |
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Bud Light
Let's get one thing straight: Nobody tells Jackie Moon how to advertise |
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Bud Light
In this office, the hope for beer turns every day into Tourette's Day |
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Burger King
Watch your back, pardner. Mustachioed grandmas deep in bridge spell trouble. |
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Cadbury's
Eggs plan their ends with sadomasochistic glee and repeated goos. |
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Cadbury's
Oh creamy centers chocolate goodness arrayed traps flap splat blat: destroyed (haiku by Amy) |
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Cadbury's
Few gorillas like Phil Collins' "In The Air Tonight". Fewer still drum it. |
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careerbuilder.com
Pieces of my lost potential stare at me in others' happiness. (haiku by Mike) |
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Carling
A birthday with friends is better with a cold beer. Bring your best snowsuit. (haiku by Tim) |
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Carling
Friendship over truth? Ev'ry time, mate, ev'ry time. One small step for man. (haiku by Drew) |
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Chappy
A battle of wills over footwear's proper name: shoes or teddy bear? |
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Citroën
How much more German could he be? The answer is none. None more German. |
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Coca-Cola
Even fictional employees love working at the Coke factory. |
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Coca-Cola
In opposition to popular opinion Coke does grow on trees |
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Croix Rouge
Like soup and sandwich Nick Drake and old folks seem to go well together |
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Daiwa House
Dracula's fond of blonde Victorian maidens and prefab houses |
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Discovery
I'm not a warm and fuzzy guy. This makes me want to hug everyone. (haiku by Mike) |
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ebay
It's Mel! Again! This time, she's threatening a stuffed animal with fruit. |
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ejobs
True, but if you take a job that looks like that, you're asking for trouble |
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Elion
This cottage has it all: sauna, coffeemaker, and ur-VCR. |
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ESPN
Sausage makers don't sell themselves. It takes moxie and the gift of gab. |
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Falcon
The Falcon's thickness is something that will bring us harmony and peace. (haiku by Mike) |
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Fristads
Some recluses lack a zest for remodeling. Not Jacky Vemond. |
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Guinness
More than dominos topple like dominos in this Andean town |
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Guinness
You're wrong if you think Pilgrim feels threatend by some drunken Irish lout |
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Hahn
While I want to know the perfect music for my beer, Hahn's too fragile. (haiku by Mike) |
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Head and Shoulders
My boy Lollipop's head and shoulders point of view is pure happiness |
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Hearing Foundation of Canada
If I wrecked a hot coworker, I'd probably tell everyone too. (haiku by Mike) |
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Heineken
Heineken tastes as bad as eleven naked men around me feels. (haiku by Mike) |
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Heineken
I'd like to give the world a Heineken and watch it say, "Um, no thanks." |
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Hilfswerk
It's a problem when kitty's waist circumference dwarfs your children's heads (haiku by Megan) |
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Holiday Inn
Cal takes it in stride when ignorance meets greatness. Virtuous patience. |
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hotels.com
The littlest gifts make the biggest impressions. Color him bought off. |
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Ideacast
He's looking for Ted aged eighteen to thirty-five enjoys sports, shaving |
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Ikea
The perfect present for a girl carrying a yepsen of water |
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Ipod
Half-Yank, half-Canuck Lil' Ms. Feist and I are meant to be together. |
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Jägermeister
Pastel sweaters and sweater vests are very in season with this crowd. |
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JC Penney
Practical practice for stealthy shenanigans down in the basement |
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Jeep
Little Jeep skids through the cultural consciousness of our century |
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KFC
At last my lunch has come along. My hungry noons are weirdly over. |
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Lamb
Girl meets Boy, acts fool. Boy shares Girl's interests and voila, Boy meats Girl. (haiku by Mike) |
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Life Savers
Are candy halos a cause or consequence of angelic action? |
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Marie Curie Actions
LaB RaAt KINeTiCS ReAcTiON LiBeRaTiON ReSeArCH WITh Eu! (haiku by Marisa) |
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Menssen's
Legos make chunky Jedi and blocky Beatles Analog pixels |
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Milk
Foiled by a girl armed only with a joystick and a slab of meat |
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Milk
The one gallon axe just got appended to my amazon wish list |
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Movistar
Sure he's a nerd, but Gerardo's duck impression cracks his uncle up. |
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MTN
Pattycaking, like herpes and The Black Plague, is super contagious. |
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MTV
Eighteen years later Pee-Wee Herman is lurking in a girl's closet. (haiku by Mike) |
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NBA
Afros, Barons, and Chinese giants: a place where amazing happens |
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NBA
I'm not a Celtics fan, but I'm really happy KG got his ring |
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Nike
Like the Jeffersons this free-kicking Dutch phenom is movin' on up |
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Old Spice
Fill me in: What's the difference between shampoo and hair and body wash? |
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Ontario
Strangers wearing robes, like Greeks bearing gifts, are both to be bewared of |
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Pacifico
Come, you wicked wind, bring it. You'll never reach me in my cenote. |
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Petco
Poochie clad in plaid can't get enough of himself. Sweaters make the dog. |
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Petronas
Young Tan, so in love wins this year's championship for supercuteness |
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Peugeot
When tomorrow seems like a thousand years off, sculpt yourself a mud car |
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Pink Batts
pinkbatts keeps you warm you won't want to leave your house creepy furry pink (haiku by Leslie) |
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Planters
The fastest way to a man's heart is not through his stomach but his nose |
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Politiken
what a grand culture where feminist gay bullshit can sell newspapers (haiku by Brent) |
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Post Office
Gift delivery by chimney isn't easy even for Santa |
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Puntomatic
Next stop, off-off-off off-off-off-off-off-off-off off-off-off Broadway. |
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Red Stripe
the lamp needs to learn how to drink responsibly. poor little flower. (haiku by Peter) |
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Robin des Bois
I love you I hate you I love you I hate you Oh God kill me now (haiku by the Doc) |
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Schneider Weisse
beer beer yodel beer lederhosen paradox frothy miracle (haiku by Dyanna) |
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Science World
Puzzling pilots zone out and wonder where have all the brain cells gone |
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Sears
Makes it seem as if grownuphood is as easy as turning pages |
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Senseo
Message re: women: they're so sweet, but don't take their words at face value |
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Ski
Do you have any artificial plates or limbs? Are you packing fruit? |
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Snickers
fiends for fuel on road find gas fling four bucks for food furry guy flips out (haiku by Jefe) |
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Sony
Little rabbits, cute. Gigantic rabbits, scary. Play-doh rabbits, both. |
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Specsavers
His intelligence deserves some better treatment. So sad! Poor puppy. (haiku by Megan) |
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Sylvania
When there's something strange interrupting your picnic Who you gonna call? |
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Telia
Pops couldn't carry a David Cassidy tune if it had handles |
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Tine
Milk builds up your bones No milk spawns surprise spills and cements youtube fame |
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Toyota
Done with the car shows Done browsing, done with rentals Eugene's found his mate. |
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Toys 'R Us
You never know who's going to sneak himself on board the space shuttle |
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Visa
Enviro Visa. For aerosol consumers with good intentions |
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Visa
Nudity, deserts are small hurdles for a man with a Visa card |
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Vodafone
It's the bits of time between the more interesting bits of time. I like. |
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Volkswagen
Who needs language when each car is a symphony, every Golf a song? |
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Volkswagen
Do dogs always like wind blowing in their faces? Are they fans of fans? |
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Volkswagen
Ohne Führerschein hat Horst ein paar Probleme mit diesem Auto |
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Volkswagen
Well, this ensures I'll never look at Buzz Lightyear the same way again |
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Zune
This year Microsoft gained the upper hipness hand all thanks to Zune Arts |
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Zune
A tiny planet it's just like The Little Prince except not tiresome |
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Zune
Would you give your life to bring your baby back for fifteen more seconds? |
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Warning: unlike most other material here this isn't funny. |
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