Dudes: owning a pug
is prohibitive in the
search for a soulmate

Direction? Conflict?
A Dorito craves not these.
But commercials do.

Stillness, silence, peace,
Inappropriate hip thrusts:
Meld in Drench Water

Paint with the power
of giants dogs ravaging
a town to find sticks

First freedom from clothes,
Then some naked thrusting, then
Freedom from ditches

Sweden's hidden gems:
Great library acoustics,
Choir ambushes

Thanks for your letter
We're sure you really care, but
Sure you can't read graphs

Please, let me get you
Some more of this magical
Naked French yogurt

Pieces of my lost
potential stare at me in
others' happiness.

I'm not a warm and
fuzzy guy. This makes me want
to hug everyone.