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(click for video) 		AACL


I just want a dog
who's current on the culture
then I'll look way cool
(haiku by Megan)



(click for video) 		Aalborg University


i'm not sure 'bout you
but i thought the motto was
"pretend it's a box"
(haiku by Corinne)



(click for video) 		AAPT


For his next birthday
I'm getting my brother a
JUST EATEN BEANS shirt



(click for video) 		ABC


And: I know kung fu
If you build it, he will come
Don't call me Shirley



(click for video) 		Ace


This would be funny
with any song, but the key
is the perfect score



(click for video) 		Adidas


Johnny Wilkinson
is damn good at juggling
But Becks is better.



(click for video) 		Adidas


Trivia: none of
these players ended up in
the EC final



(click for video) 		Adidas

During the World Cup
I watched this commercial at
least two hundred times



(click for video) 		Adidas


I watched lots of games
Not as many as Dan, though
He watched every game



(click for video) 		Adidas

Credit to KG
and the ad; I totally
buy he could do this



(click for video) 		Adidas


Seven perfect tens?
That's what turns athletes into
the stuff of legend



(click for video) 		Adidas


When I grow up, I'm
going to get a truck with
a hoop on the back



(click for video) 		Adidas

Footballitis can
affect even the grimmest
and baldest of refs



(click for video) 		Adidas


This man likes to put
round objects in square boxes.
Why? Footballitis.



(click for video) 		Air Alaska


They're right, that is wack.
It's not easy to play with
furry outfits on.



(click for video) 		Albert Heijn


Ponder this: what's more
amusing: men in pig suits
or pigs in sweaters?



(click for video) 		Alexander Keith's


Like the fallen pint
this Scottish Nova Scotian
leaves us far too soon.



(click for video) 		Alka Seltzer


Rudolf will endure
taunts no longer; Kris Kringle
put a stop to that.



(click for video) 		All-bran


From the Dull Men's Club:
More luggage carousels turn
counterclockwise. S'true.



(click for video) 		Altoids

Lady, I need your
scorn like I need another
blowhole in my head



(click for video) 		Altoids


Playgrounds and taste tests:
apparently domains of
fruit-obsessed perverts



(click for video) 		Amcal


She's had many things:
bronchitis, eczema, hives...
he's only had piles



(click for video) 		Amena

This makes me wish I
had a picture phone. (And a
job.) (And a girlfriend.)



(click for video) 		American Express


From us Rushmore fans:
Wes, please team up with Owen
on another script.



(click for video) 		American Express

Andy won't often
face this problem with Roger
at his career peak



(click for video) 		Ameriquest


Cat wants people food
Kitty makes a saucy mess
Hubby looks real bad



(click for video) 		Amora


Are there any more
amusing forms of singing?
If so, let me know.



(click for video) 		amp'd mobile

Senator's dying
Hooker recites reasons why
life is worth living



(click for video) 		Amstel


Where's the wingman in
this picture?  Chatting up the
free samples lady?



(click for video) 		Amstel


Certain distractions
can be disrupting without
being displeasing



(click for video) 		Amstel

It's not exactly
a gift, but someone will be
getting it real soon



(click for video) 		Antarctica


Boobs, lampshades, bike seats,
tables: they all taste better
with Antarctica



(click for video) 		Apple


PC's got a lot
of stuff to do before he
can do any stuff



(click for video) 		Apple


When Gisele and Tom
split, will the mac guy be the
first to call her up?



(click for video) 		Apple

Mac's facility
with foreign languages makes
PC feel inept



(click for video) 		Apple


hello I'm a mac
I do hip, creative things
like write adhaiku
(haiku by Ben)



(click for video) 		Aquafina


Looked it up at last
This song's by The Carpenters
Cecil sang it too.



(click for video) 		arena51


I hate such warnings
but I feel obliged to say:
Not Quite Safe For Work



(click for video) 		Arla


What a cute little
fuzzy and incredibly
dense poochie-wookums



(click for video) 		Arnet


Want to stalk someone?
Arnet makes it easier.
Thank you, interweb.



(click for video) 		Artis


Suuuch a cute mascot
Artis the Partis likes all
of the animals.



(click for video) 		ask.com


Don't ask, you don't get
But keep on asking and soon
you'll get yourself punched



(click for video) 		ASPCA


Another excuse,
à la Doug McKenzie, is,
"It was the chair, eh."



(click for video) 		Atletico


It's death and it's life
A tagline for the ages.
Goosebumps every time.



(click for video) 		Athletic Club


A reverse streaker
interrupts an otherwise
calm nude soccer match



(click for video) 		Axe


I'm so hot I make
women fuse. (I.e., order
ten million Kelvin.)



(click for video) 		Axe


Total hotties can
get away with being late.
And they always are.



(click for video) 		Axe

He'd likely respond:
who needs a girlfriend when you
control the matrix?



(click for video) 		Axe


I don't know, sweetheart
It looked like a bit more than
"just talking" to me



(click for video) 		Axe


My Axe mannequin
is not here for you to flirt
with, bitch, so hands off



(click for video) 		Axe


They can't be human.
There's enough spray in the air to
choke a continent.



(click for video) 		Axe


Without a doubt the
best part of lifeguard duty
is rescues like this



(click for video) 		Axe


Strange -- I don't recall
all this training when I bought
Axe at the drugstore.



(click for video) 		Axe


Advice from the Axe:
Cuddle tots and baby cats
Eschew iguanas.



(click for video) 		Axe


Pay this no heed, guys.
Chicks totally dig a dude
with mad quarters skills.



(click for video) 		Bacardi and Cola


This spot takes me back
to a time I don't recall
But I wish I did.



(click for video) 		Baci


Each time I watch this
"Everyday she melts my heart"
melts my heart as well



(click for video) 		Bahamas


Old man Monte is
in need of a break. Hence the
bahamavention.



(click for video) 		BAIFF


A cat with a pipe
Frankie doesn't sympathize
but neither do I
(haiku by Aimee)



(click for video) 		Barclay's


Barclay's Bank co-opts
The Comedy of Errors
Shakespeare shills shillings



(click for video) 		Bangkok Insurance


But what is the chance
that the tornado can build
another level?
(haiku by Ton)



(click for video) 		Bavaria


If I were the one
who handed out the prizes
this would win year's best.



(click for video) 		Bavaria


Stop -- do NOT watch this
before first watching last year's
Bavaria ad



(click for video) 		BC Lions


This guy is a big
fan of casual Fridays
Or else he's just drunk.



(click for video) 		Becel

Lazy/stupid folk
are stuck on an escalator
and they can't get up.



(click for video) 		Beckers


Here's what sold me: "You're
much too crispy to have been
in the microwave."



(click for video) 		Belgium


It all started when
the chickens found some smokes in
the glove compartment



(click for video) 		Berlitz


Hammer's legacy
is now sealed as an unclear
enunciator



(click for video) 		Berlitz


Schnell!  Tritt jetzt der Deut-
schen Gesellschaft zur Rettung
Schiffsbrüchiger bei!
(haiku by Maike)



(click for video) 		Bifi


I'm still not quite sure
what the yanking motion is
really all about



(click for video) 		Blockbuster


Little Linda has
the breath of Satan and the
Eye of the Tiger



(click for video) 		BM


Blue Kenneth and his
eight thumbs don't think much of her
old flame Timothy.



(click for video) 		BM


One day you wake up
and realize you married a
furry blue puppet



(click for video) 		BM


Kenneth Antonsen
drill sargeant, grilling expert,
and now clean-shaven



(click for video) 		bmi


Next time I'm cooped up
on a crowded plane, I'll think
of this un-cooped bird



(click for video) 		Bocatta


I don't speak Spanish
but I want to learn, cause I
really like this song



(click for video) 		Branston


From 1 to 10, the
degree of difficulty
here is at least 8.



(click for video) 		Brawny


If the Brawny man
can score with tiramisu
then anyone can
(haiku by Mike)



(click for video) 		Brekkies


This doesn't factor
in the energy burned off
by humping kneecaps



(click for video) 		Brooks


According to Brooks,
you'd best hit the ground running:
life is one long jog.



(click for video) 		Brunswick


I could watch this ad
over and over. In fact,
I do every day.



(click for video) 		Budis


Power walking: not
as funny as curling, but
funnier than luge



(click for video) 		Bud Light


Biggest difference
between quality of ad
and product: Bud Light.



(click for video) 		Bud Light


I love you for your
ulterior emotions
and taste in soft rock



(click for video) 		Budweiser


I know that I said
"How ya doin." But I meant
"Shuddupa your face."



(click for video) 		Budweiser


Next up for this guy:
testicular compression.
I.e., ball-busting.



(click for video) 		Budweiser


They need a show like
Battlestar Galactica
that they'll both enjoy



(click for video) 		Budweiser


I cannot believe
this jackass is going to
be my son-in-law



(click for video) 		Budweiser


The secret to good
listening: strategically
placed televisions



(click for video) 		Buenos Aires Zoo


I would like this to
be an animated .gif
looping on my screen.



(click for video) 		Burger King


Everything's just right
and conditions are perfect.
It's time for business.



(click for video) 		Burger King


I love group meetings.
Messages like these make them
totally worthwhile.



(click for video) 		Burger King


Hootie, no Blowfish
And, like An American Tale
Streets are paved with cheese.



(click for video) 		Cadillac


This lets you pinpoint
precisely the moment when
Caddies lost their style.



(click for video) 		California Walnuts


Mister Nutcracker,
meet the mean streets; Tchaikovsky,
meet Midnight Cowboy



(click for video) 		Calve


No, I said that was
a whole nother ball of wax
not whole bowl of wax



(click for video) 		Calve


I'm fascinated;
what is in the LIFE machine?
And how does LIFE taste?



(click for video) 		Calve


Smart little kid knows
it's not how far you kick it
it's where the ball lands



(click for video) 		Canadian Film Centre


I didn't post this
just cause it's Canadian
but that doesn't hurt



(click for video) 		Canadian Film Centre


More than Joe Camel
or the Marlboro Man, this
makes me want a smoke.



(click for video) 		Canal Digital


Youngster picks up an
important lesson: never
put down the remote.



(click for video) 		Candida


She's just lifeguarding
over the summer break to
pay for dental school



(click for video) 		careerbuilder.com


Chimps are beyond cool.
They wear suits; they answer phones;
they work for Yeknom.



(click for video) 		careerbuilder.com

They might be crude, but
You have to hand it to them:
Monkeys know funny.



(click for video) 		careerbuilder.com


I've said it before
and I will say it again:
monkeys are awesome.



(click for video) 		careerbuilder.com


Willful ignorance
of poor stats is more fun than
acknowledging them.



(click for video) 		careerbuilder.com


I can't wait to do
this during my officemate's
exit seminar.



(click for video) 		Carling


Am I alive? Check.
Breathing? Check. Is my beer cold?
Oh no... disaster.



(click for video) 		Carlsberg


Why Germans import
Carlsberg at all's beyond me.
German beer's better.



(click for video) 		Carlton


The power of dance,
Kevin Kavendish has it,
as well as a job
(haiku by Marisa)



(click for video) 		Cat Food


When it comes to
questions of diet and health
kitty pleads the Fifth.



(click for video) 		CBS


Please, CBS, make
Jim Nantz stick to golf. He's too
dull for other sports.



(click for video) 		CBS


There are fans and there
are superfans. And beyond
them are the disturbed.



(click for video) 		Celavita


The worst potatoes
are the ones with eyes and legs.
They get run over.



(click for video) 		cell c


Arwen/Faramir
could never be torn apart
and neither will we



(click for video) 		CFL


Ottawa's jersey
has all the best qualities:
soft, strong, absorbent



(click for video) 		Charal


Take a wild guess, y'all:
Who's the fastest animal?
It ain't the cheetah.



(click for video) 		Chelsea Guitars


In America,
first you get the axe skills, then
you get the women



(click for video) 		Chicago Town


Grawww! Graw graw graw graw!
Graw graw graw! Graw graw graw graw!
Graw graw graw graw graw!



(click for video) 		Chicken Licken


Where can I find a
doctor who prescribes hot wings
and popcorn chicken?



(click for video) 		CIDFF


Woodmouse on the run
Isn't that Leslie Nielsen
on the voiceover?



(click for video) 		CMT


Deliverance meets
Delhi. Only thing missing
is "squeal like a pig."



(click for video) 		Coca-Cola


Kisses and snow in
the happiness factory:
Secret formula



(click for video) 		Coca-Cola


Give a little love
and it all comes back to you
at least in Grand Theft



(click for video) 		Coca-Cola


An old man resolves
to carpe his last diems
all