Adidas
Footballitis can
affect even the grimmest
and baldest of refs

Adidas
This man likes to put
round objects in square boxes.
Why? Footballitis.

Amstel
Certain distractions
can be disrupting without
being displeasing

Amstel
It's not exactly
a gift, but someone will be
getting it real soon

Antarctica
Boobs, lampshades, bike seats,
tables: they all taste better
with Antarctica

Asan
There's nothing worse than
getting caught with your pants down
during student tours

Bud Light
I love you for your
ulterior emotions
and taste in soft rock

Budweiser
They need a show like
Battlestar Galactica
that they'll both enjoy

Budweiser
I know that I said
"How ya doin." But I meant
"Shuddupa your face."

Budweiser
Next up for this guy:
testicular compression.
I.e., ball-busting.