AACL
I just want a dog
who's current on the culture
then I'll look way cool
(haiku by Megan)

AAPT
For his next birthday
I will make my brother a
JUST EATEN BEANS shirt.

Adidas
During the World Cup
I watched this commercial at
least two hundred times.

Adidas
I watched lots of games.
Not as many as Dan, though.
He watched every game.

Amcal
She's had many things:
bronchitis, eczema, hives...
he's only had piles.

AmEx
From us Rushmore fans:
Wes, please team up with Owen
on another script.

Amp'd
Senator's leaving
Hooker recites reasons why
life is worth living.

arena51
I hate such warnings
but I feel obliged to say:
Not Quite Safe for Work.

ASPCA
Another excuse,
à la Doug McKenzie, is,
"It was the chair, eh."

Axe
Pay this no heed, guys.
Chicks totally dig a man
with mad quarters skills.