Aalborg U
i'm not sure 'bout you
but I thought the motto was
"pretend it's a box"
(haiku by Corinne)

ABC
And: I know kung fu
If you build it, he will come
Don't call me Shirley

Altoids
Playgrounds and taste tests
apparently domains of
fruit-obsessed perverts

Altoids
Lady, I need your
scorn like I need another
blowhole in my head

Apple
hello I'm a mac
I do hip, creative things
like write adhaiku
(haiku by Ben)

Apple
PC's got a lot
of stuff to do before he
can do any stuff

Apple
When Gisele and Tom
split, will the mac guy be the
first to call her up?

Apple
Mac's facility
with foreign languages makes
PC feel inept

Arnet
Want to stalk someone?
Arent makes it easier.
"Thank you, interweb."

ask.com
Don't ask, you don't get.
But keep on asking and soon
you'll get yourself punched