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Warning: unlike most
other material here
this isn't funny.
Adidas
Which NBA star
would you most want to have as
a camp counselor?
Ann Summers
It isn't every
day a lingerie model
brings you a carved duck
Apple
Blown up like a grape
doing the bloatware waddle
Hodgman's laboring.
Auto CPR
A terrible day
undented, inflated, and
made good, oh so good
Axe
Losing body parts
appears to have no effect
on that creepy smile
Axe
Its side effects may
include X-ray vision and
leopard-print undies
BAIFF
Tiny car holds a
finite number of clowns and
infinite sadness
BCLC
Celebrate, fat ones
You have a million dollars
Yet you remain gross
Boots
It's like watching an
army prepping and primping
for fabulous war