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Alka Seltzer
Only one thing's worse
than massive heartburn, and that's
titanic regret
ampm
condiments promote
umami prepossession
morning, noon, or night
(haiku by Caitlin)
Apple
How is it this guy
has never played Superman?
He's perfect for it.
Axe
Dudes: owning a pug
is prohibitive in the
search for a soulmate
(haiku by Mike)
Battersea
This is why Jeffrey
is going to be neutered
first thing tomorrow
BBC
There's no place like home
my love, my darling, my sweet
embraceable you
(haiku by Baum, Zaret, and Gershwin, sort of)
BBC
How'd they track the horse?
What if it disliked roaming?
So many questions?
Bounty
Bounty's pretty tough
but can it hold eleven
of these billiard balls?
Breast Fest
Here's my favorite
commercial on the subject
since the Cam Exam
Bud Light
When it comes down to
alcohol or staying dressed
clothing just can't win